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  • LIT Farms: Smalls – QP Haul – Rankings, Reviews – Best Essential Small Bud Strains

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    I grabbed a quarter pound of 4 different essential tier, ‘small bud’ strains from LIT Farms.

    You can check out my unboxing and full ranking on Youtube, here:

    Of the 4 strains I grabbed, 3 were pretty great for the $35/oz price tag. Only one was a miss, that I wouldn’t grab again. 75% success rate isn’t terrible for such deep budget flower, in my opinion.

    So, here are the strains I got, in order from most favorite to least favorite.

    #1: Runtz

    Runtz is my absolute favorite of this haul, I can’t even believe it’s in this category. The nugs look amazing, they’re perfectly moist, the nose is LOUD & dank, & the high is nice, strong & exactly what I expect from Runtz, an awesome hybrid effect.

    If you get any smalls options, I would definitely recommend this one first!

    #2: Pink Pluto

    Pink Pluto is my second favorite. The nugs are a little bit dry, but the smell is fantastic & strong, and the bag appeal is great. A solid, indica dominant high.

    #3: Garlic Sauce

    Garlic Sauce is my third favorite. Nice bag appeal, surprisingly moist & sticky, but not much nose on this one. Decent hybrid effects, not the most potent, but a decent daily driver.

    #4: Blue Andies

    Blue Andies is the worst of this haul, by a long shot. Big nugs, but they look disgusting; old and super brown. The smell is even worse, with a certain gross mildew scent to it. I’m not going to try this one.

    Overall:

    Of the four ounces, the only one I wouldn’t buy again is the Blue Andies, for obvious reasons. The other three really surprised me for the price, and I would grab them again for sure.

    Hope this helps!

  • THCa Small Buds: First Impressions (Light Assist) – Hyper Za & Gary Payton

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    For my first time trying THCa Small Buds, I grabbed two options from the ‘Light Assist’ category, ‘Hyper Za’ & ‘Gary Payton.’

    Each bag was $14/7g, which is a lot cheaper than I usually go for, so my expectations were not very high. But, I wanted to check out the hype on this place, and these bags definitely exceeded my expectations for the price!

    Right off the bat, the smell on both is strong and very dank, it really fills up the room. The Hyper Za smells especially potent, but they both smell great.

    They both have a perfect amount of stickiness and moisture to them as well, neither bag is dry at all.

    Hyper Za has a very sweet, vanilla, doughy smell to it, with VERY potent effects. It started off as a strong euphoria for me, which slowly faded into a couchlocked, heavy indica type of vibe. I was surprised at how strong this was for the price!

    Gary Payton has a more earthy, spicy smell to it, with a more balanced, gentle hybrid feeling high. More of a relaxing, mood lifting buzz with less potent effects, but still nice, better suited for a daytime smoke.

    Gary Payton, TSB Light Assist

    Overall, considering this is budget smoke, I wasn’t expecting to love it very much, but this order was great! I would grab more, and I definitely recommend it if you’re looking to stock up on good herb for a great price.

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    Take care, and happy smoking! 🙂

  • Purple Punch – LIT Farms THCa Flower (Supreme Tier) Review

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    Lineage: Larry OG x Grand Daddy Purple

    Nose: Sour grape, like a kool-aid flavor. Not quite the same as all the other Purple Punch cuts I’ve had in the past, it’s missing a little bit of that classic “cookies” aroma.

    Nose doesn’t translate well to flavor at all, and it has a bit of a harsh smoke.

    Effects: Strong, mostly indica. Starts with a happy, energetic burst of euphoria, but soon levels out into a calm, relaxing, dreamy and sleepy kind of feeling.

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  • Gelato #33 – LIT Farms THCa Flower (Eighth) Review

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    Lineage: Sunset Sherbert x Thin Mint GSC

    The 8ths came individually vacuum sealed, and the second i opened this ones seal, the smell came rushing out. it’s loud, with a really good lemony, fruity dank nose. It’s one of those jars that I just keep opening purely to smell it. Even when the smell is the same, it’s like glass just makes it better.

    It hits me like a pretty even hybrid, gave me a nice bit of energy but with enough relaxation to keep it steady. Starting my morning off on a good note today!

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  • Gumbo – LIT Farms THCa Flower (Eighth) Review

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    Lineage: Unknown

    Nose: Big on pine, with maybe a slightly bubblegummy background. The nose was stronger on the gelato jar, but i like the profile of this one more.

    Effects: Strong, and hit very indica heavy, for me. A bowl takes me out of the day for a few hours, makes me real couchlocked and ready for a nap. It’s good and strong, but not very good for day time IMO. I definitely need to save this one for night time.

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  • Cereal Milk – Cannabiotix (ClubHouseDrops) – Flower Review

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    Cereal Milk, by CannaBiotix, from ClubhouseDrops

    Strawberry Lemonade x Thicc Mint Cookies #15

    Amazing cure, super sticky, perfect nugs. Nose is mostly cream, with some hints of dank spice. Feels like an indica in the sense that it made me spacey, zoned out and forgetful, just pure happy and stoney. But there’s very little couch-lock or tiredness for me, I’m still feeling motivated enough to go do the dishes and bump some music, lol.

    I could see this settling down into a more tired high later on for sure, but I just took a few rips and I’m absolutely cruising.

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  • LuLu Lemon – Preferred Gardens (ClubHouseDrops) – Flower Review

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    ((Lemon Tree x Cream Smoothie) x Fun Dip) from CHD

    Very fire. First thing I noticed is the smell reminds me of a very specific flower I picked up off the BM in 2013. I didn’t know what strain it was in particular back then, but this brought me right back to that day like a PTSD flashback, its amazing how smells can do that. It’s like a certain unique fruity, lemony combination that i havent smelled since that day.

    Effects are strongly euphoric, sativa feeling, happy and energizing. Idk if anyone else gets this feeling, but sometimes I hit a strain and it just makes me feel like it’s a warm, sunny summer day, even though it’s been freezing out here in the midwest. This is exactly that type of strain for me.

    Very happy with this one! Preferred is easily becoming my absolute favorite grower, no doubt.

  • Pleazure – Wood Wide x Green Men x Jokes Up (ClubHouseDrops) – Flower Review

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    Pleazure (Dweebs x Zhit) by Green Men, Wood Wide, Jokes Up, & provided by Clubhouse Drops. (CHD)

    This is my first time trying anything from Green men, Wood Wide, or Jokes up, and I’ll definitely be keeping my eye out for another drop. I’m loving this one and can’t wait to try more!

    The nose on this one is very unique, certainly not the average sweet, citrus or gassy nose that are so frequent. This one is more green tea, herbal, lavender, jasmine, minty, with a little bit of that citrus sweetness in the background. It translates well to the flavor as well. The smoke inhale is a little bit harsh, not bad by any means, but it’s not the smoothest flower I’ve ever tried. However, ash is super white, if that means something to you.

    I’d call it a slightly indica dominant hybrid. It’s strong and potent, but not overpowering. It’s mostly a calm, happiness inducing stoney feeling. Leaves me very happy and lovey, but not so strong that it takes me out of my day.

    I’d call it good for day time deep conversations with a loved one, or a chill night time sesh.

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  • White Tahoe Cookies – Revelry Hemp – THCa Flower Strain Review

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    Lineage: The White × Tahoe OG × Girl Scout Cookies

    Nose: Earthy and nutty, maybe a little hint of citrus. There’s a certain spice to it that Ive come to expect from GSC strains.

    Effects: Super euphoric and relaxing high. I hit a strong sativa this morning and was feeling a little on edge, this one in the vape completely replaced that feeling with a serene, calm, relaxed zen vibe. I’d say this one hits like a slightly indica dominant hybrid, for sure.

    Good for day time use, when you want that indica feeling without wanting to take a nap, this is the one.

    Overall, I’d say Revelry is one of the most underrated players in the market right now. Their products are fire, and I absolutely love a brand that also has their flower in legal state, licensed dispensaries!

  • Team Elite Genetics: Tropical Juicebox – Clubhouse Drops

    — Copped from Clubhouse Drops

    Lineage: Orange Juice x Pearadise #4

    Bag Appeal: Incredible! Hand trimmed, perfectly grown, beautiful orange pistils extending so far from the flower.. she’s a beauty.

    Nose: Sweet, lemon, earthy, a little pine. Notes of an OG Kush, maybe a hint of pineapple. Not the strongest scent, but a nice, clean, delicious one.

    Effects: I’d say 80/20 sativa is about right. Right off the first hit, there’s a very potent, uplifting, motivating, cerebral, creative high. It eventually settles into a pure, calm euphoria and relaxation, but without any grogginess, laziness or brain fog. Great for day time seshes or wake n bakes.

    Overall, this is a smooth sativa, and it’s currently a regular part of my wake n bake rotation.

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